Spence: I may try to go canoe/camping with Uncle Jim the second weekend in May.
Me: Okay. Isn't that Mother's Day weekend?
Spence: Oh yeah, maybe it is. But we can get together with Mom earlier in the week.
Me: Okay. You can go as long as you get me a really nice present.
Spence: For your birthday?
Me: Um, I'm a mom too!
Spence: Oh yeah! (sheepish grin) Guess I walked right into that one, huh?
Me: You doofus.
Spence: I woulda remembered.